cerberusofficer:

“He said that your legs are… We’re biologically the same, does that mean he thinks my legs are stubby…” She huffs. ” Ori, that’s not a good reason to beat someone up despite how irritating it is. Ignore him.”

“Bad. Influence.” She emphasized, puffing out her cheeks. “He’s corrupting my innocence and introducing me to a life of hooliganism, Randa. Next thing you know, I’ll be slumping around with a bad attitude and tacky leather pants wedged up my butt.”

cerberusofficer replied to your post:

“Ori… You are safe at home now, yes?”

“Yep! Don’t worry, Randa. I’m home now, and I didn’t run into any trouble or anything. It was just frustrating.”

cerberusofficer sent: Ori, I have some free time. Would you be able to meet me for lunch during the week?

Of course I can, Randa! When works best for you?

cerberusofficer:

[With our power combined, I think we could manage that. I also added you to the big relationship page I’ve been working on, if that’s cool /touches face]

( I have faith in you! Also yes that is totally cool I’m not making weird noises and reaching out to touch the screen or anything /ok )

(Source: imperfectsister)

cerberusofficer replied to your photo: 

[Sister love like whooooaaaaa. Me and the other Miranda gotta knock Kolyat down a few notches ]

( GOGOGOGO. Drag his scaly ass down from there. )

Tumblr Crushes:
cats-inthe-cradle
innatelegacy
cerberusofficer
iihen
ltjamesvega
ask-gabriel-shepard
ourobori
boss1138
major-kirrahe

cerberusofficer:

[I speak the truth! Duh, we both know this. 

And if you haven’t noticed, mine is a play-on words. sasdlkfasdf perfect Oriana is perfect. Just let me love you, okay? Shhhhh I need to pester you more. Been here forever and it’s so wrong that I don’t. 

Worst sister ever! ]

( I would tell you that you sit on a throne of lies, but you seem to sit pretty firmly on a throne of perfection.

-screech- Now that I’ve dragged Oriana back into the fray, we’ll have to do something. And I don’t message you nearly enough either and safkjdlfgdg. no shhhh you’re perfect it’s okay.

We’re going to have to share that title. )

(Source: imperfectsister)

cerberusofficer replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: Sourpuss. Sis. Randa. Mr….

[Let me face touch you. And love you into forever - you perfect creature. I WILL MAKE PEOPLE TALK TO YOU alskdjfas]

( watter u sayin dsfgfgsg

-touches face- Let me just… just let me love you okay? And excuse you, I AM WELL AWARE OF WHO IS THE PERFECT ONE IN THIS SISTERLY RELATIONSHIP AND IT IS NOT ME. My url even says imperfect in it!!

i just love you too much -rolls into a pit- )

Tumblr Crushes:
Sourpuss.
Sis.
Randa.
Mr. Vega. He thought I was Alliance?
Major Kirrahe… I don’t really know him.
Commander Shepard.
Commander Shepard…
I’m not quite sure what his name is, actually.
Also Commander Shepard.
( I realize now that Oriana doesn’t talk to anyone ever. WHOOPS )

cerberusofficer:

They are only concerned for what social life you have. You’re young, Ori - you shouldn’t spend your entire days with schoolwork, lest you become like me, constantly drowning in it. Though, I am proud that you’re working so hard and making a future for yourself. 

Are you looking at the colonies on the outskirts of the Terminus systems, Alliance Space, or…? I have hundreds of files that I could forward you within the day. Just give me a ballpark of information and I’ll have it for you. 

The outskirts of the Terminus systems and Inner Council Space, please! Anything you could send my way would be a huge help.

And I do talk to people - like the girl in my physics class! Amanda. And… my mom. OK, all right. My friends are back on Illium and we do keep in touch, but it’s just not the same. I could do with making a few friends here. Amanda invited me to hang out with her and a few of her friends, maybe I’ll do that.

I miss you, Randa.

(Source: imperfectsister)